It's official... We're all ugly people now

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just had their long awaited baby girl and they named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

When I was back in Malaysia last December, I remember hearing off the radio some professor mention that if you put 2 beautiful people together... their kids will probably grow up to be beautiful as well.

Now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to be among the most attractive people on Earth... so what will their baby look like when she grows up to be a full-grown woman?

Well the answer to that question is either "REALLY HOT" or "REALLY UGLY".

But my guess is "REALLY HOT".

*sigh*

Its almost as if beautiful people aren't beautiful enough and now they have to mate with one another to make even more beautiful babies. WHY?! WHY!?! WHY DO THEY DO THAT?!?

Why can't we just have the old fashioned equilibrium of the world where the beautiful people are stupid and poor and the ugly are smart and rich.

Why has Hollywood made life so unfair?!?!

To make matters worse, they named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

Now if you know your baby is beautiful and you want to strike some balance in our unforgiving world, then you should at least have the courtesy of giving her a stupid and meaningless name right?

A name like
"ZAHARA BEARER OF THE RING AND SARA ANGEL PROTECTOR OF MIDDLE EARTH PITT".
or a name like

"Bab Bob Peep Eek Pop Pip Pip Pip Pong Pitt"

or it could even be something simple... like

"Kok You Pitt"

or take out her middle name and just call her

"Kok Pitt"
Or just name her after a vegetable.


But noooo.. they had to give her some special name like Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

Will somebody please make my day and tell me that Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt means ketiak busuk in some foreign language... please?

Anyone?? Anyone??? Nobody??

Hmph.. I hope Brad and Angelina spoil her.

I hope they feed her nothing but ice-cream, chocolates and junk food to make her fat.
Make her so fat and chubby that people will call her Porky Pitt.