Road Trip to Land's End

Most of you should know where London is... so let me tell you where Land's End is. Land's end is that little tip on the most bottom left of the island of Great Britain. But yeah... many of us Malaysians couldn't give a shit about UK geography, so I have included a map below.

The brownish line is our route, and Land's End you can see.. is the very tip of the island. Going on a Road Trip means that you stop at many many places from small English fishing villages to nice coastal cities which we did but I shall only mention the few that I think are worth mentioning.

In case you're wondering how we knew our way around the UK... thank our little GPS Navigation System that taught everything from "turn left" to even... "stop and turn around you missed the turning you sohai."

Our first stop was Stone Henge. It is apparently the oldest structure in all Britain... and also very unimpressive simply because there was barely any REAL history behind them and also because it is just.. A PILE OF ROCKS that they call a structure.

Yes... that's very much like me calling my own kotek EXCALIBUR and making it a tourist attraction.

While my friends were taking pictures like the ones above... I was instead distracted by the sheep shit we were stepping on just to walk around those damn stones.

But anyway, one day and a ferry-ride later,

we finally reached Land's End. The view was indeed breathtaking.

But Boss Stewie has a principle. Every time he goes somewhere... he feel the urge to claim territory the way dogs do.

So while his friends were taking pictures of the beautiful view

Boss Stewie was spelling out his name on the bushes with piss. (And no.. it didn't matter to that the temperature was close to 0 degrees celcius... you only get to piss on Land's End once in a lifetime).

*The photographer of this photo was clobbered by Boss Stewie shortly after Boss Stewie emptied his chinese tea-cup sized bladder*

On the way back to London, we stopped by The Eden Project: An admirable attempt by the UK government to give back to mother nature by preserving plants from all over the world.


On the entire area there (I think) are six domes that house plants from all over the world including Malaysia. That's right... in one of the domes the climate was hot just like in Malaysia and walking in there was like walking into a Malaysian jungle.

So if you think that Malaysia has the ugliest jungles ever... think again.. cuz the Brits sure love it.

After the Eden Project we once again made our way back to London but made a quick stop at the side of a country rode in the middle of nowhere just to admire the beautiful sea view.

Once again, Boss Stewie felt the urge to mark his territory so while his friends were taking beautiful pictures

Boss Stewie was....

but this time with a fellow pissing buddy...

*Don't worry... I made my mark ON TOP of his... so that land is MINE!! MINE!!!*

So if you ever make a road trip around the UK.

Do look out at the bushes for the words "BOSS STEWIE WAS HERE" written in piss.
Ahh.. a whole new era of vandalism...