Culture of War? War it IS!!

Boss Lepton attended a talk about corruption today. The talk was crap, but it inspired Boss Lepton to write this post. The talk is about corruption, but somehow they brought in this guy who talks about United Nation's Culture of Peace declaration. It's somewhat similar to the declaration of Human Rights but as the name says, it's about peace.

To talk about Culture of Peace, people must identify what is the problems faced and what needs to be improved. Therefore, people must identify the Culture of War 1st. It is identified that certain criterias are the key to shaping the Culture of War and Boss Lepton will explain them shortly. However, Boss Lepton found out that the classification for the Culture of War might be misleading as even if something fills the criterias, it doesn't necessarily have to be Culture of War.

Let Boss Lepton explain, Culture of War requires:

1. Armaments

Definition - The weapons and supplies of war with which a military unit is equipped.


2. A society in which people follow orders


3. A belief that power can be maintained through violence

4. control of information (secrecy, propaganda)

5. Enemy

I would rather not show the enemy due to its vulgarity. But Boss Lepton is very kind to provide a link to anybody who still doesn't know where this is heading.

Check it out HERE.

6. Profitability

Oh yes, definitely, like

• stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections
• helps you to fall asleep
• promotes release of the brain's opioid-like neurotransmitters (endorphins), which cause feelings of physical and mental wellbeing
• Reduces stress
• Enhances self esteem
• ....................... TOO MANY!!!!!
  

7. Male Domination

Females do it too, but I would say that almost all males do it, am I wrong?

8. Education for war

Err............. internet? Type "stroking" and click "images" with safesearch off, you'll see a few pop up on your screen already.



There, the classifications all match. If you classify this as Culture of War, I would RALLY for war. Hell YEA!!!! MAKE WAR!!!! and LOVE!!!!


p.s. Anybody who wants to see Boss Stewie at WAR please post "YEA BABY" in the comments.


I'm so sad, So i'll post 1st

YEA BABY!!!!

(kidding, I can watch my own war)